This morning I’ve been thinking about my past collections. When I was 5 years old I began collecting rocks that I found to be interesting. I carried my rock collection around in an empty Coca-Cola 24-pack box. My prized possession of my rock collection was the fossilized trilobite that my dad brought home one day.
I hauled that box of rocks everywhere I went. One day I forgot my box o’ rocks outside on the porch of our house and I remembered leaving it just as I was laying down for bed. I told my mom that I needed to go grab it to bring it inside and she said it would be just fine out there until morning. It was gone when I woke up. It was crushing to find that someone had stolen my collection that I had worked so hard to build. I’ve still got a little conspiracy theory in the back of my mind that maybe, just maybe…it wasn’t stolen at all. When I get to heaven…I’m asking.
From there I moved on to the next thrill of stickers. After stickers, it was baseball cards. Baseball cards led to basketball cards and comic cards. Comic cards got me obsessed with actual comic books. Comic books led me to graphic novels and an unhealthy R.L. Stine addiction.
Even at a very early age, it was clear that simple allowances or chores couldn’t provide the cash needed to fulfill my extreme desire to “complete” the collection. Whatever it was…I needed all of them. Every one of them must be mine. I wouldn’t even read the comic books, but I needed the next 10 issues. And so I came up with small businesses.
The first attempt was when I was around 6 or 7. I created “snack boxes” that were filled with everyone’s favorite junk foods to put in local mechanics shops. Mechanics love snacks you know. And so do auto-body guys. After a couple of weeks in a few locations I had to close my business due to lack of profits. From there I moved on to “Sour Mix”. This was actually a real money-maker. 1 package of Kool-Aid + 1 cup of sugar = $2.00 from some unsuspecting 3rd graders.
Soon after that I would develop nothing less than a 12-step worthy addiction to POGS and slammers. To support my habit, I began selling pogs and slammers on the street playground for profit. I found a place at the mall that sold a handful of pogs for 3 dollars…as many as you could hold with one hand. I developed a method after much practice that could yield no less than $25 worth of pogs in a single handful. I’d then turn those over and feed the beast what it needed…milkcaps.
From pogs, there were poker chips, and then playing cards, and then coins, and then stamps, and then little annoying toys that made strange noises when you shook them. The rules were simple…find something that you can collect. Get all of them. Lose interest and move on to something else. Later in life, bigger collections began to form, such as music and movies. At one point I had over a thousand CDs and more than 350 DVDs along with ancillary collections of Yo-Yos and cameras. Antique cameras were a big deal…and so were fish. I started collected saltwater fish and corals and blew so much money it hurts to think about it all.
Some of my collection can be found here:
http://www.ryebread.smugmug.com/gallery/15268_UUzQF#505491_VjMZ2
I’d move from hobby to hobby as well: Dirt bikes, Bowling, R/C cars, Photography, etc…
Fads that I could throw myself completely into.
Later in life I’d find myself in some seriously dark places due to my addictive tendencies. Pornography; to “collect” women, theft; to quench my needs, lying; to cover up my obsessions. It’s easy to see how things can quickly spiral out of control.
And then this Jesus shows up. And He fulfills my need to collect and complete and to have it all. And He’s not a hobby, and He’s not a fad. Thank You Lord. Thank You for everything.


























