This entry originally posted on 8/28/2008. I’m re-posting this because last night around 6:30pm, my dog Harlan was hit by a large truck. He’s about 8 years old, but some boys never lose the desire to chase. He has extensive nerve damage to his right front leg, blood in his eyes, and a lot of bruising. We will be allowed to bring him home from the vet later tonight. He’ll need to be isolated to see how he can recover for about a week. If he’s able to get some of the nerves to regrow in his leg, then he will be able to keep his leg…if not, it will have to be amputated soon. Otherwise he won’t be able to adjust and he’d be dragging his leg around, which can lead to infections and all sorts of issues. He’s not a smart dog, but he’s a good one. We are trusting for 4 legs, but we’ll love him with 3 even more if it comes to that.

Harlan and Saul have been looking a little down lately. My typical love language for them is either a nice punch in the ribs or a smack in the face to get them all rowdy. I keep forgetting that they’re sensitive and just like my wife, they want me to be spontaneous and take them to interesting places. I’ve never taken these dweebs to the dog park before, so I decided yesterday was the day.
I loaded the pooches up into the back of the 4runner, and we set off for an adventure. Surely they thought they were headed towards euthanasia as I don’t take them anywhere really. They’ve got a nice doggie-door with access to come and go as they please, as well as a big enough yard to frolic around like mentally-ill Gazelles. Their life is good…really good. You can’t ever have too much culture though, and these dudes lack culture. Culture…here we come.

Everything started out nice. There weren’t many dogs there at all, maybe six or seven others.

Other dogs would come up to check us out and see if they wanted us to join their respective clubs.

Saul was basking in the glory of it all. He kept looking at me with the grin as if to say, “I love you Master…I love you so much.”

He was checking everyone out asking them if they wanted to be his BFF.

Saul wrestled with many a dog larger than he and held his own like a champion.




Harlan was a little different story however.

Although he’s got nearly 40lbs on Saul…it’s all wuss. Harlan is approximately 50lbs of marshmallow fluff mixed with Richard Simmons exercise DVDs and Polly Pocket accessories. This dog is a sissy.

Ridgeback mix my foot…Harlan spent the majority of his time at the dog park hiding from his shadow on top of picnic tables. I kept checking under him to see if he did indeed have a weiner and although it was there…the evidence wasn’t shown anywhere else.

Now I will admit that Nala, a dominatrix of a mutt, was a bit on the controlling side.


But this is just embarrassing.

Of the few times that Harlan wasn’t on top of a table, he spent it trying to figure out how to escape the dog park all together. What a ninny.

Other dogs kept coming up to me whispering…”Is he okay?”

Note to self as a photographer…next time try not to use Saul’s southbound side as a focal point.

All in all, it was an hour well spent. I think I’ll have to bring them back soon. We’ll get Harlan over his fears and Saul can reign supreme once more.
